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helen99I got called for jury duty. Again. For the third time. One of which was Grand Jury that lasted for 3 months. Come on folks, there are 300 million people in this country. You can't tell me that there aren't any qualified people who have never served. I know some of them. You can't tell me there are that many crimes committed in the entire history of this country (unless you count for profit wars). If there are that many crimes, then we have way too many stupid laws crafted on the planet Psychosia and its moons Subservia and Tyrannia, and we need to abolish those laws now.
They probably think I'm retired or something. AARP keeps sending me "join now" mail and my mailbox is flooded with arthritis advertisements. While these are admittedly superior to penis enlargement advertisements, they probably indicate that I've been flagged in some databases as "decrepit non-purchaser, use liberally for jury duty".
Of course, that doesn't explain the fact that![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rialian just got the preliminary notification in the mail too (it usually takes about 4 months for them to follow up with a summons to appear).
They probably think I'm retired or something. AARP keeps sending me "join now" mail and my mailbox is flooded with arthritis advertisements. While these are admittedly superior to penis enlargement advertisements, they probably indicate that I've been flagged in some databases as "decrepit non-purchaser, use liberally for jury duty".
Of course, that doesn't explain the fact that
rialian just got the preliminary notification in the mail too (it usually takes about 4 months for them to follow up with a summons to appear).