I think I'm a Clone Now

[helen99]

I have this Weird Al filk on my mind today. I wouldn't want to be stingy with it. Clearly, the right thing for me to do is to inflict it on everyone else. Behind the cut in case you really don't want it inflicted on you all that much...



I think I'm a Clone Now
By Weird Al Yankovic
Sung to the tune of "I Think We're Alone Now"

"Isn't it strange
Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan)
Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say

Chorus:
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way
We go out walking close together
I guess you could say
I'm really beside myself

I still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan)
They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view

Chorus (2x)

Signing autographs for my fans
Come and meet the carbon copy man
Livin' in stereo, it's all right
Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say

Chorus

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
I've been on Oprah Winfrey - I'm world renowned
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Chorus..."

Comments

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

You skipped a verse or a chorus or something.. "I've been on Oprah Winfrey; I'm world-renowned!"

[helen99.livejournal.com]

halfway between a verse and a chorus...

[rhiannasilel.livejournal.com]

Aaaccckkkk.....guess I'm going to have to get around to finishing that "Living in a de Danaan Paradise" filk for that one.;)

[helen99.livejournal.com]

Can't blame you (after this and all the puns). We're doomed...