Bad puns

[helen99]

Him (after she spent a day sanding Car down to primer, and he spent two days primering and painting it a deep, sparkling metallic blue): Well, how's it look??

Her (contemplating the unevenness of the paint due to the fact that we attempted to do this with cheapo spray cans): Uh, it's a *beautiful* color... but it's really uneven. It definitely looks like, um, a Handjob!

Him: Well, it's nice to know your car is into auto-erotica...

So, does anyone know the best way to inexpensively paint a car? I will have to go over it again using an alternate method.

Comments

[kyrin7.livejournal.com]

I have a pretty empty saturday. I more than willing to give you a hand on it, if you'd like

[helen99.livejournal.com]

I had to think about this one for a while since it was a tempting offer. I think I want to give it a go one more time, this time by myself. If I don't like the result, I'll take you up on it.