Bad puns

[helen99]

Him (after she spent a day sanding Car down to primer, and he spent two days primering and painting it a deep, sparkling metallic blue): Well, how's it look??

Her (contemplating the unevenness of the paint due to the fact that we attempted to do this with cheapo spray cans): Uh, it's a *beautiful* color... but it's really uneven. It definitely looks like, um, a Handjob!

Him: Well, it's nice to know your car is into auto-erotica...

So, does anyone know the best way to inexpensively paint a car? I will have to go over it again using an alternate method.

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[helen99.livejournal.com]

If it was evened up and about 5 shades darker (but with the same sparkle effect) - a few shades away from "Smurf" and toward "Midnight" -- I'd be very happy with it. We can do this thing. I think a_machine's idea of renting a sprayer is the way to go. Question is, who has them for rent. Home Depot maybe? Or maybe a smaller place specializing in equipment rentals. I'll check the Yellow pages and see what I can find.