Bumper Stickers of Doom

I just found the cafepress bumper sticker store, a very frightening place... http://www.cafepress.com/ibs1/301649

These were my favorites... Now to pick the one that will be the Third Bumper Sticker on poor Lyra...

Decisions...

Update: I deleted my bumpersticker directory by mistake. Wah. Anyway, I decided on "If all else fails, stop using all else"...

Update: I found the bumpersticker directory! Yay!