Mouse Butts.

[helen99]

A few days ago I mentioned that Asherra was having trouble keeping food down, and that I was going to try smaller portions. Specifically, I cut his mouse in half before I give it to him, and I only give him the back end. In other words, he's now getting essentially mouse butts only. This seemed to work. He's keeping things down. Now that I'm pretty sure he's going to stick around I can take his other body out of the freezer and bury it out back (neither he nor I will miss it).

So... Mouse Butts it is. Before anyone complains about their life, just remember, it could be worse...

Update: er... Frozen mice were used, you horrid people. FROZEN mice. (I had someone ask me)!