From an Australian action figure site
May. 23rd, 2004 08:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
helen99Here's a description of the must-have "Martian Spy Girl", an action figure from "Mars Attacks".
She is an "Earthling Diversion Operative, Rank - Special Intelligence Agent; Disguise - ravishing earthling female. Remove mask to reveal hideous Martian face"!
She hides an omnidirectional earthling-detecting eye under her beehive hairdo.
"Puny earthlings! We have no pity for your tiny-brained species! Nothing shall stop us from completing our mission of doom. We shall soon rule the entire planet! Our superior Martian troops will overtake your armies! Your cities will be rubble and serve as a monument to your destruction! We laugh at your inferior weapons they are like toys against us! Resistance is futile. Submit to your doom!"
She is an "Earthling Diversion Operative, Rank - Special Intelligence Agent; Disguise - ravishing earthling female. Remove mask to reveal hideous Martian face"!
She hides an omnidirectional earthling-detecting eye under her beehive hairdo.
"Puny earthlings! We have no pity for your tiny-brained species! Nothing shall stop us from completing our mission of doom. We shall soon rule the entire planet! Our superior Martian troops will overtake your armies! Your cities will be rubble and serve as a monument to your destruction! We laugh at your inferior weapons they are like toys against us! Resistance is futile. Submit to your doom!"