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helen99 ([personal profile] helen99) wrote2005-12-21 12:32 pm

[identity profile] kitten-goddess.livejournal.com 2005-12-21 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Helen called the contractor and the man doth said,

"No more zombies jumping on the bed!"

Bed rhymes. Commode doesn't.

[identity profile] gleef.livejournal.com 2005-12-22 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Helen called the contractor and the man doth spew
"No more zombies jumping on the loo!"

:-)
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[identity profile] helen99.livejournal.com 2005-12-22 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I've heard commode referred to as "head" on some rare occasions. Thus, we have the double entendre:

"Helen called the contractor and the man doth said,
no more zombies jumping on their Head!"