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helen99 ([personal profile] helen99) wrote2004-06-20 02:22 pm
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Bad puns

Him (after she spent a day sanding Car down to primer, and he spent two days primering and painting it a deep, sparkling metallic blue): Well, how's it look??

Her (contemplating the unevenness of the paint due to the fact that we attempted to do this with cheapo spray cans): Uh, it's a *beautiful* color... but it's really uneven. It definitely looks like, um, a Handjob!

Him: Well, it's nice to know your car is into auto-erotica...

So, does anyone know the best way to inexpensively paint a car? I will have to go over it again using an alternate method.
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[identity profile] helen99.livejournal.com 2004-07-01 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Chilton's arrived in the mail yesterday (thanks for the tip). Maybe this weekend I can get started. Now to read it to see what supplies I'll need...

[identity profile] kyrin7.livejournal.com 2004-07-01 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
I have a pretty empty saturday. I more than willing to give you a hand on it, if you'd like
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[identity profile] helen99.livejournal.com 2004-07-08 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
I had to think about this one for a while since it was a tempting offer. I think I want to give it a go one more time, this time by myself. If I don't like the result, I'll take you up on it.
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