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[helen99]

Dentist appointment today - no cavities, no sign of gum deterioration. Yay. I wish I could say that for all my material belongings, all of which seem to be developing cavities and deterioration. Clothes are falling apart, car is rusting to bits, and light fixtures are disintegrating. Most of my stuff isn't even 20 years old. Whats with that?! Low-grade, cheapazoid, schlocky items. I now feel superior to my belongings.

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[kyrin7.livejournal.com]

hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me. . .

-TOX

[helen99.livejournal.com]

I need to quickly find a ThisCorrosion-Resistant material... I can probably create it by crossing cotton or hemp with spider genes...

Superiority! Ha!

[psamathe.livejournal.com]

I think it is very important to feel superior to your belongings! Go you! *laughs*

Re: Superiority! Ha!

[helen99.livejournal.com]

All except the Purple Shoes. The Purple Shoes offer some stiff competition...