I am a bad person.

Oh dear.

"The Executioner", billed as the latest in 'Bug Zap Fun", is an electrified racket that one supposedly uses to vanquish biting insects. However, I don't think that's the only use its creators had in mind. In the upper left corner of the page is a media player (it takes a couple of minutes for it to finish loading). Click that to hear their blurb.

Hint - No bugs are zapped in the entire ad, and there's a lot of screaming. To my utter shame, I thought it was hilarious.

Transformers

Wellp, Transformers was what it was supposed to be. Giant fighting robots, lots of earthshaking action, seasoned soldiers, an evil R2D2, uberhackers, brave teenagers, weird parents, a chihuahua on drugs, and agent Elrond as Megatron's voice, to name just a few of the elements. If your air conditioner is broken and you need somewhere to chill, so to speak, there are far worse places to go...