Chocolate-giving Holidays...

According to
http://www.lakechamplainchocolates.com/AboutOurChocolates.aspx , these are the proper dates in January to give Chocolates:

New Year's Day: January 1st (we had http://www.lakechamplainchocolates.com/Products.aspx?pn_deptid=418 for new years)...
National English Toffee Day: January 8th 2006
Martin Luther King Jr. Day: Third Monday in January 2006
Chinese New Year: January 29th 2006

"National English Toffee Day"??!

How come we can't have cool holidays like that?

Maybe we could have National Dagoba Eclipse 87% Dark Day or something.