Quote of the evening

Her (out of context, after changing a litterbox): "That litterbox had gone so far south that its poles had flipped."

Him (trying to drift off to sleep after a long day): "Nite NAIEEET! Thank you for giving me that visual just as I'm going into the Dreaming"...

Later that month:

Her: I put pennies on top of the litterbox in case it needed to cross the River Styx.

Him: I love you. I love you very much. But in case I haven't told you, you're a goofball.