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Last weekend the cat peed on [livejournal.com profile] rialian's bed, so [livejournal.com profile] rialian had to run a load of wash consisting of his entire set of bedclothes (including pillow). Then we both forgot about it. I noticed it a couple of days later and ran it again. Again, neither of us remembered to put it in the drier. Then around Tuesday I found it still there, so I ran it again. There it sat for another 2 days. Then the cat peed on his second pillow, so it, too went into the wash, along with a towel that had fallen to the floor and had also been peed upon.

Thus, last night I ran the wash again. This time I remembered it should go into the drier. I opened the washing machine lid, and noticed something weird. It appeared that a billion feathers had innundated the wash. Uh oh. Sure enough, one of the pillows had burst and dispensed its contents, which were now inextricably woven through the towels and clothing. [livejournal.com profile] rialian commented that I had been invoking ducks by saying that I wanted to obtain ducks at some point, so this infusion of duck feathers was the result. I protested that I had specified ducks that go QUACK, but he was not convinced.

I located a containment unit and gathered as much of the erstwhile pillow and its contents into it as possible (I'm preparing to reassemble the pillow, but that hasn't happened yet). I shook out the clothes, swept the resulting avalanche into the bag, and cleaned out the drier as much as possible. Then I put the clothes on air fluff, opening the drier frequently to remove any additional feathers as they were dislodged by the motion. More feathers tumbled out until finally the number of feathers had diminished to a few stragglers. Then I left the clothes on air fluff so the remaining feathers wouldn't burn, removed the feathers from the bowls of catfood, dustmopped a few times to pick up more feathers, and left for work.

Needless to say, I did not call my office and tell them why I was late this morning...
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