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Bad puns
Him (after she spent a day sanding Car down to primer, and he spent two days primering and painting it a deep, sparkling metallic blue): Well, how's it look??
Her (contemplating the unevenness of the paint due to the fact that we attempted to do this with cheapo spray cans): Uh, it's a *beautiful* color... but it's really uneven. It definitely looks like, um, a Handjob!
Him: Well, it's nice to know your car is into auto-erotica...
So, does anyone know the best way to inexpensively paint a car? I will have to go over it again using an alternate method.
Her (contemplating the unevenness of the paint due to the fact that we attempted to do this with cheapo spray cans): Uh, it's a *beautiful* color... but it's really uneven. It definitely looks like, um, a Handjob!
Him: Well, it's nice to know your car is into auto-erotica...
So, does anyone know the best way to inexpensively paint a car? I will have to go over it again using an alternate method.