Apologies to arachnophiles everywhere...

How much do I agree with this? Let me count the ways...

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2004/10/11/144011.shtml

If you're not an arachnophobe you will think this is pretty silly...

Pretty Polly dies (pet mousie).

My big girl-mouse Pretty Polly CROAKED. She was FINE this morning, but when I looked this evening her sister had buried her and she was DEADJIM.

DAG FRAKKING DURNIT.